About
Hi - That guy with the big cheesy smile, that’s me- Elliott Hulse. I’m wearing a smile but the truth is that I am pretty upset. But I’ll get to that in a moment.
Some things that you may want to know are:
**I am a Certified Strength & Conditioning Specialist**
**I am a Holistic Lifestyle Coach through C.H.E.K.**
**I am a Nationally Ranked Competative Strongman**
**My Strength Camp fitness service has been featured on FOX Sports - Click Here to see it. **
**My fitness services have been awarded Best In Tampa Bay**
Now… the reason why I am upset is because as a Strength, Fitness & Success Coach - I have an “insiders” perspective as to what is going on the health and fitness industry. I have first hand knowledge of the TRUTH about coaching (not helping, people help themselves - I coach!) people to develop extraordinary strength, fitness, vitality and a life they can be proud of.
In my blog, and more specifically within my information products I reveal to you the secrets and step by step guidelines for achieving maximum health and success. So, instead of boring you with all of the details here - I am going to show you the reasons WHY you have been lied to and WHO is responsible for feeding you all of these vicious LIES.
#1. Why “Fitness Gyms” Suck - And How They Fool You With “False Fitness”.
If you are the typical American, you’ve seen em’ - They are fluffed up with expensive chrome “exercise” equipment and wall to wall carpeting. They have the AC on so cold that the only way to break a sweat is to train in an Eskimo’s Parka Jacket. They are teaming with ravenous, pencil-necked personal trainers seeking to sink their teeth into your wallets and suck you dry of money and hope. I am talking about the Wal-Mart sized “Fitness Factories” that have been littering the American landscape since Arnold released Pumping Iron in the late 70’s. - I am talking about Fitness Gyms!
Let me ask you a question… how many times have you traveled to the “gym” only to find that you must circle the parking lot 7 times to find a space close enough to the entrance so that you wouldn’t have to walk? THEN you get your ass on a treadmill and walk for hours on end while staring at Judge Judy on the television (or what I call the idiot box)?
You see, the owners of these phony fitness factories are NOT interested in getting you fit. They know that most Americans are LAZY and are completely unfamiliar with the actual hard work that getting fit entails. So, they provide you with a foofy and fun atmosphere jam packed with tons of shiny new fitness gadgets to give you the false sense that you are going to get results - this is their biggest LIE!
I will show you how to achieve maximum health, strength and vitality the REAL way (like REAL men and athletes). My mission is to uncover all of the BS and the warm, fuzzy garbage that has had you trapped inside the same soft and flabby body that you’ve acquired since “WE” got pregnant - over 22 years ago!
#2. How “Health Foods” Are Nothing More Than Trash In A Green Box.
Monkey Shit, Cocaine, Toe Nails and Top Soil are ALL NATURAL - but that doesnt mean that you should eat it! Most people don’t understand that the processed food manufacturers are the second most powerful industry in this nation second to the drug pushers, and that they are both sleeping in the same bed.
Here is what I mean. The sicker and sadder that you are, the more drugs you’ll need to buy and energy drinks you’ll need to consume. So, if I were the owner of a multi-billion dollar Pharmaceuticals company it would be in my best interest to keep you SICK and DEPENDANT on my products… correct?
Since most Americans receive their education from the TV, I’d be sure to use it as a way to steer you down the road to dysfunction as fast as possible. The processed food manufacturers have always found a way to convince Americans to eat their man made shit by using crafty and innovative marketing techniques. They use TV commercials to “educate” you about the benefits of removing REAL all-natural foods from your diet (such as red meat and whole milk) and replace them with processed foods positioned as healthy.
Let me ask you a question… do you think God screwed up when he made Whole Milk? Perhaps we’ve fixed his mistake with Skim Milk - hmm? Or maybe He intended for us to eat processed grains (like cereals) and fake fats (like “all natural spreads”) - and that the reason why our colons are suddenly all packed with putrid and festering feces and why many ‘Bad Breath Americans’ only move their bowls 2-3 times per week instead of daily is because of genetics or some other mystifying mistake that only medical doctors (the drug pushers) can decipher?
I will show you how REAL men were meant to eat. What foods contribute to your strength and vitality NOT your proctologists Mercedes Benz Fund.
#3. Why Most Young Athletes (and young Americans in general) Are Weak, Sick And Slow.
Many so-called experts will tell you that a strong disposition and healthy lifestyle habits begins at a young age. I say that they are full of shit and that the process for creating super strong, smart, disease resistant and athletic children begins BEFORE he or she is born!
Parents who expect their chubby, lazy little Love Muffins to adopt a healthy diet and exercise when they themselves are sick, sad and stupid are OUT OF THEIR MINDS!!! They have a better chance at getting their dog to speak Cantonese than forcing their kids to give up soda pop and Playstation for the rigors of labor and unsweetened ground foods.
Also, it is my conviction that “the plant can only be as strong as the seed and the soil”.
I will not only show you how to rear and cultivate spry young athletes but I will show you how to take REAL responsibility for the results that your athletes receive. The ball is in OUR court… not our doctors, not the school, not his/her coach - OURS!
Learn more about REAL Strength & Fitness with my products and services:
StrengthCamp.com
UnleashYourPrimalEdge.com
FootballStrengthProgram.com
Anyway, I am done with my mad ranting (you’ll get to hear a ton more of it as you join me and check out some of my products)
Below is My Story and what you need to know before you even consider adopting some of my controversial attitudes.
Who The Heck Is Elliott Hulse?
I am a Certified Strength And Conditioning Specialist, Nationally Ranked Strongman, Holistic Lifestyle Coach and owner of Strength Camp, a Sports Training and Fitness Boot Camp service in St. Petersburg Florida. I train athletes to get stronger and faster and dedicated men and women to achieve fat loss and REAL health results in my no B.S “warehouse gymnasium” with only $1000 worth of equipment.
I was fortunate enough to grow up in a home where sports and fitness was taught to me at a very young age. My uncle lived with us when I was a kid. He was a black belt in Kung Fu, he was also a former gymnast, bodybuilder and marathon runner. Needless to say, growing up around a guy who chops bricks in half with his bear hands and did back flips - had a huge impact on my 5 year old mind.
My uncle taught me how to do push ups when most kids were still in training diapers. By the time I was on high school football team, my uncle had become a personal trainer. He taught me how to weight train for football in my basement with only 1 barbell, a few weight plates and a 4′ wooden box. At the age of 14, I was squatting over 350 pounds and could dunk a softball - at only 5′7 using the football training program that my uncle taught me.
I earned every athletic award conceivable and I earned a college scholarship to play football at a small division 1AA school - St. Johns University. If it weren’t for the fact that my uncle had taught me how to perform heavy squats, dead lifts, bench presses and box jumps - when I was only 14 years old, I wouldn’t have achieved ½ of all the success that I did.
I learned at a very young age that the season is won in the off season, strength and fitness became my life. I got so strong and fast during the off-season that sometimes I couldn’t wait until the season was over so that I could get bigger, stronger and faster - all over again (this was before in-season training was popular)
In college, I lifted like a maniac and destroyed all of the schools strength records. At 230 pounds I ran the fastest 40 on the football team - 4.34 (the coaches made me run it 4 times to make sure that is wasn’t a mistake!) This was my freshman year and the strength coach at the time was an ex-power lifter. He designed programs the same way that my uncle did. Heavy squats, dead lifts, bench press and cleans were the pillars of our training program. He knew more about speed development than my uncle, so we did a lot of jumping, bounding and sprinting up stair cases, but as far as sprint training went… that was it. I was the strongest and fastest I had ever been.
The following year, our university hired a new strength and conditioning coach. This guy was about 150 pounds ’soaking wet’ and had a doctorate in exercise physiology. The first thing that our new “strength” coach did, was to add an arsenal of fancy new exercises with yoga balls, rubber bands and wobble boards. We trained a ton of ‘speed technique with cones and latters’. The biggest change he had made to our program was that he reduced the amount of weight that we were lifting… for safety reasons.
That was the first season that I ever got injured.
Question:
Have you ever felt like there is way too much information on strength & fitness, and that you don’t even know where to begin? Well, that was me.
After graduation, I studied exercise physiology in college and met much of the same type of ‘educated’ students and coaches teaching tons of fancy new ball and band exercises - so called stabilization and core stuff. Because they were all “smarter than me”, I figured they knew what they were doing…so I went along with it.
After grad school I interned at a gym with some guys that were the experts in this ‘core training’. They “taught” me everything!! Now, I was smart too.
I’ve amassed a huge library on ‘functional training’, I’ve taken several courses all over the country and even began training athletes with these new techniques. Long story short, my athletes were not getting stronger and they were not getting faster… although they could stand on a yoga ball and juggle pink, plastic coated dumbbells at the same time! - All in the name of being on the “cutting edge.”
Needless to say, I was pretty upset and discouraged about the whole sports performance and fitness training profession - I was almost ready to give up. As a last ditch effort to recover my passion, I spoke with my uncle about the methods he used to transform me into a high school super-star. After our long talk about what it takes to become a championship athlete - and several months of re-researching in a new direction..
I now subscribe to a no B.S policy with regards to:
REAL Strength & Fitness Training
REAL Nutrition & Lifestyle Choices
REAL Responsibility & Character Building
Today, my purpose is to save you the wasted years and headaches that I’ve endured and to provide you with ONLY the most accurate and unbiased health, fitness and sports performance information available. If you appreciate my no B.S style of communication and brutal honesty, you will benefit greatly from reading my blog and exploring my information products.
My main job is to support you in achieving your highest human potential… in all regards.
Your Coach,
Elliott Hulse
