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Have you been neutered yet?

By Elliott | May 30, 2008

You’ve heard me speak about the Systematic Pussification Of The Western Male.

You know?…

The system that forces spry and energetic little boys to glue their asses to a plastic chair for 8 hours per day while listening to the banter of a miserable, middle aged women who’s husband is currently sharing a glass of Pink Champlain with his 20 year old temp.

The system that reduces, once vital and robust young men… to nothing more than ‘good workers’ (ie. submissive) and idle observers of the tyranny bestowed upon our fellow bothers and sons by an ever increasing liberal campaign to shrink our balls and blend us all into a “half-man, half-wo-man gender- confused, spray-on-tan wearing, eyebrow trimmed, arms shaven, Gucci watch wearing, despised breed of lost souls.”

Yea, that one!

WEELL, today I stumbled upon something that spoke to my heart!

During a training session with the few women that frequent my fitness camps this morning, the ladies broke into a discussion about “what type of men they like best” and to my surprise they all concurred that a man who dresses, speaks and spits like a man is more attractive to them than the ever-so-popular version of the schlong-slingin’ sex titled “TheMetro Sexual”.

And to drive their point home, they referred me to this Country Music Song by Brad Paisley

(You can watch the video below)

My heart was warmed by their admissions. You see, I have tried to be a pretty-boy and do as women please to win their attention, but it always seemed like a fruitless effort.

Luckily Colleen likes my callused hands and arm pit hair cuz’ I’d be a lonely man!

Here’s to all you smelly, burpin’, fartin’, card playin’, beer chuggin’ , old boys out there: