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Secret to six-packs and heart attacks

By Elliott | June 4, 2008

This morning during our dynamic flexibility warm up, my 6am Men’s Fitness members and I broke into a short and heated discussion about “Looking good and feeling BAD”.

It seemed that the guys and I came to an agreement that there are a ton of men and women around that look lean, sexy, muscular - and a whole list of other adjectives used in exercise infomercials, but are as sick and nasty as homeless dogs.

How many people do you know that are “skinny”, yet they always seem to have some nagging aliment or a weird 24 hr. disease?

These people are nothing more than “pretty corpses”. Buuuut, they DO look AWESOME!

Many Bodybuilders, fitness models and Macy’s manikins all fall into this - “sexy and sickly” category.

And since experience tells me that 98% of people give 2 shits about their health (until they are on their death-bed) but 100% of the population wants to LOOK stunning and sexy - I am repositioning my products and services to meet this demand.

Introducing Elliott Hulse’s new and improved Unleash Your Primal Edge!

Are You Ready To Quickly Burn Fat And Build Rock Solid Muscles
While Slowly Morphing Your Liver DNA Into PreCancerous Cells?

Elliott’s Unleash Your Primal Edge Promises that you’ll:
* Have a lean and cut midsection and gall stones.
* Learn the secrets to bigger arms and mega constipation.
* Clog your arteries with plaque and have a rippling sexy back.
* The #1 reason why most suicide attempts fail and the step-by-step
process for succeeding in the slow degradation of your vitality.

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Learn more about our Men’s Fintess Boot Camp and Strength Training For Athletes Here!


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